Unit

Male genitalia

I was off a gas station dick pill, called that hoe and said “you gonna come choke on my unit? I know the heimlick!!” at which time Smashley replied “CERTAINLY “

by Wadsmack December 20, 2019

Milk Unit

A milk unit is any easy to use conversion from Imperial to Metric for measuring weight. People who have only used pounds (lbs) don’t have an easy way to understand how much an object my weigh in kilograms. However, most people familiar with pounds will also be familiar with gallons and will also understand what that amount of weight feels like. A gallon of liquid generally weighs around 3.75 kg, so two gallons would be 7.5 kg. This would be know as 2 MUs.

The flight has a strict carry-on restriction of 7.5 kilos. How much is that?

15lbs?

Yeah, but how heavy do you think my bag is?

Feels like it’s 2 Milk Units. You’re good.

by mo0 December 27, 2019

unit going off at Mecca

This can be used in a lot of different contexts. A unit is in reference to the unit bear that’s thicc and “going off at Mecca” means something incredible is happening at an amazing place. A good workout, a party, a job offer (IB or BBM only), a fun event.

Banker one (MS Tech group): “were having a party tonight at 29B, you should come!”
Banker two (GS M&I): “ah man that sounds fun, is it gonna be going off?”
Banker one (MS Tech Group): “yessir, unit going off at Mecca”

by Unitbearalert January 9, 2020

N-Unit Osso

The best teacher with the best humor and a menacing beard.

Wow, I just saw N-Unit Osso. He's so funny
N-Unit Osso dismissed the class, he's great

by PanzerFaust420 March 6, 2020

intensive care unit

A place where critically injured/sick people go, similar to an emergency room.

Serious cases of COVID-19 are in the intensive care unit.

by this_girl_knows_all May 25, 2020

Absolute Unit

Absolute Unit-Person who can run opps down on the daily except roadmen with the names Kane and Kenzie

Absolute unit-take down any fake roadmen
Kane-I’ll run man down innit

Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy

by Fake roadmen June 6, 2020

Manchester United

Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields

With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.

Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"

by innocent_devil July 25, 2020