Cat Juice

The unidentifiable liquid that comes off of a cat's mouth when it shakes its head quickly.

Eew, Fluffy got cat juice on me!

by D.Dragon September 13, 2008

Waxing the Cat

An excuse to give to someone when you really, really don't want to talk to them. It's sort of like a stunner because no one expects it. Once you stun them, it's your time to get away.

"Waxing the Cat" is a family-friendly way to get the hell away from someone you don't like.

Joanie: Blah, blah, something stupid, blah, blah...
Fred: I MUST BE OFF! I'M GOING TO BE WAXING THE CAT!
Joanie: *Staring at Fred in shock*
Fred: *Makes an epic get away* HA, it works everytime!

by Sir John Doe, Esq. July 26, 2010

Cat Penis

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into rocks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually sold in the hood.

He was so wasted on Cat Penis he was awake for 2 days.

by PortalX September 18, 2008

pole cat

used in the south. Its a Damn Skunk

Watch out the pole cat is going to spray you!

by Jerry Crawford August 23, 2007

Cat Tits

a dance involving many mexicans and several zebras having anal sex.

Hey Mexicans, do you know the cat tits?

by Ben Doverbiiiiicih January 18, 2009

Phat cat

A pussy that’s thick and fat

Damn she had a phat cat!

by Daddymendes June 2, 2018

Libby Cat

A dog that acts like a cat.

Dude, your dog keeps rubbing my pants. She is such a Libby Cat.

by Crazy D69 February 12, 2009