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noodle cadoodle

means that you dont care
by well noodle cadoodle December 11, 2018
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Noodle Cup

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.
girl 1: “hey what did you do last night
girl 2: “not much bra I was busy noodle cupping my man”
by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018
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Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
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Boston noodle

When having anal sex. One must ejaculate into there partners anal hole and then slurp the semen out
Oh man i boston noodled my wofe last night tasted great!
by 2.3T noodler October 17, 2022
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noodle banged

“Henry!” “What Ron?” “I just noodle banged your mom and it hurt!”
by Gayfag September 26, 2017
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shnoodle noodle

it is another word for cum or it can be also used as an insult
there was shnoodle noodle all over the bed sheets

you're such a shnoodle noodle
by thecranberry October 21, 2010
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buttered noodles

the best fawking thing you'll ever eat, and it's easy to make
kyle: yo daddy you want some buttered noodles

daddy: fawk yeah I do
by asscheeks420 August 4, 2021
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