It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.
Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.
by Baskinbros January 25, 2024

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by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 16, 2025

A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.
1. A large group of people that are all family.
2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!
3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.
4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.
5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen
6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.
7. This one time, at band camp....
8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.
9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.
10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!
11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.
12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!
Find dot 55 of the contest show
Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight
Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous
We have trumpets out to lunch
Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!
BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!
2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!
3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.
4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.
5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen
6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.
7. This one time, at band camp....
8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.
9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.
10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!
11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.
12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!
Find dot 55 of the contest show
Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight
Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous
We have trumpets out to lunch
Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!
BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!
by Anthony the Italian October 15, 2019

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021
