emo hair

Emo hair is a collection of variations of the angular, backward mullet, (esotericaly known as the "hypotenuse"). Emo hair style is also known as the "Swoosh," and should deliberately be associated with the slang adjective "Swish." Almost always black (dyed or natural), emo hair has the unique ablility to make its adherents brain-damaged to the point where they believe looking like others constitutes being unique.

A squared plus B squared equals the C squared hypotenuse of all those emo-clones' emo hair.

by Marcus Solomon September 11, 2007

emo

Any one who doesn't have a crew-cut and can't lift over 20kilos. Also some one, who might be wearing even one item of black/dark clothing, (doesn't matter if it is only shoes or sunglasses) or some one with dark hair (hold on a second your asian so your hair is naturally black?- doesn't matter). Basically something derogatory to call some one who doesn't fit in, in order to ostracize them further. Synonymous with Jew, nigger, faggot, etc.

Hey look at this little emo fag.

by shasta752 August 12, 2009

emo

A reason for boys to look, act and dress like girls without being called gay

Look at that loser, little emo freak.

by juju1979 October 7, 2008

emo

a person who likes rock music. real emos have a wider music taste that you would think and they generally do not give a shit if the popular kids like some of their music or not. they do not always wear completely black or cut themselves. real emos only cut themselves if they actualy are depressed about something. fake emos cut so that they can fit in with the emo stereotype.

cc is emo but they do not cut themselves.

by xkruelx February 15, 2017

emo

Omg,
My Life Sucks..
No one understands me
I just want ,
to Die.
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"I hate me, its not fair i feel so alone yesterday i was so sad i cut myself in the school toilets and wrote 'hate me' in blood... cause everyone hates me you see, all my like millions of scene friends hate me...

NOONE LIKES ME THEY JUST PRETEND, its not fair"

SuicidalTears&&--BANGBANGbullets,: i feel so sad :(
Emo4lyf!!---RAWRR!.: me too, wanna come round mine and cut?
SuicidalTears&&--BANGBANGbullets,: yeh i'll bring my razors

boohooohooo

by Harrieeet December 9, 2008

emo

First of all, all of this crap out today like Dashboard Confessional and TaKiNg BacK SuNdaY lyk OMG!!!!!! is NOT emo. MTV just decided to call it that because calling it pop music wasn't "punk rawk" enough. Emo does not stand for "emotional." It stands for Emotive Hardcore, and had it's beginnings in the DC hardcore scene in the early 80's. This website >>>http://www.fourfa.com) explains it all rather nicely, for the most part. REAL Emo was never about being "scene" wearing tight sweaters and eyeliner, or acting like a pussy, it was about the music. But the Emo scene died in the mid 90's, and it should RIP, not be dragged up and slapped on all of these shitty bands as a label.

Rites of Spring, Texas is the Reason, Fugazi, Moss Icon, Iconoclast, Suny Day Real Esate, Hot Water Music, Hoover, Heroin, Get Up Kids sort of

by riiite July 23, 2008

Emo

2007 Pete Wentz

“You’re so emo, even Pete Wentz’s eyeliner is jealous”

by WhatACatch July 27, 2019