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Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016
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your mom is gay

by im bored as well as well April 1, 2021
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Fiddle your bean February

“how many times a day are ya beat your meat next February”, “you mean fiddle my bean? ,”what.”, “yo it’s Fiddle your bean February “, “ohh gotcha”
by penis retard 69 April 20, 2018
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your mothers a hatch

the best insult for people to call others mother
Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot
by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 24, 2018
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Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it
Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.
by safasgaga May 13, 2024
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blank your this

1. Yo man, don't be stupid, blank your this.

2. Did you hear 50¢? That fool was blankin' his this all up on the stage, yawknawwhaamean?
by Smoke Dub, Golem009 March 22, 2008
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