Lord of Shit

Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.

Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)

by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014

Shit on a stick

When you shit on a stick to make it into a lollipop.

Hey Brianna I heard you shit on a stick earlier today.

by KrispyJuicy101 March 12, 2022

Shit show

Applebee’s

Applebee’s is a complete shit show 99.97% of the Time.

by Rigidy wrecked December 2, 2018

schrodinger’s shit

Someone who makes a shitty meme, song, or video and decides whether it was intentionally shit or not based on the response it got.

John: "No you see, the song is intentionally bad!"
Mike: "John, that's a schrodinger’s shit, you're full of shit."

by starpelly July 21, 2021

freak shit

A TTRPG players overly elaborate mary sue character.

Player: Can I be a 1000 year old half-elf demi-dragon gestapo officer?
DM: No, I don't allow freak shit in my games.

by DJ dick gobbler September 25, 2022

Shit Flip

A shit flip occurs when a man falls asleep. A woman pulls down

the man's pants and takes a shit on his unerected penis. When the man awakes and has morning wood, it flips with the erected penis and goes onto his stomach.

My man was very surprised this morning when I decided to give him the ol' shit flip.

by David143 February 5, 2018

Shit

The current itemshop rotation in Fortnite Battle Royal.
The "Shit" is the shop being filled with crossovers.

Have you seen todays Shit shop rotation?

by flinsky December 25, 2023