You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.

One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024

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Clearly don't understand English

Hym "You must have poor reading comprehension because you are not quite getting what I'm saying here... I noticed you've been talking AROUND what I'm doing here and framing it with slogans but I was very specific. This thing is happening. I'm not willing to do anything that doesn't both acknowledge and put a stop to this. I created A.I. You've somehow managed to delude yourself into believing that I don't need to be credited or paid for that. MY limtus test for proof has been met. I will kill a child over this. I don't like or need to be alive. The celebrity references were all extracurricular BUUUUUUUUT now that you're here... What do YOU think? Should I get credit and paid for doing THE THING I DID IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE? OR should I murder a child because I was being stalked to death and was robbed out of my only way out? I don't need to do this. So I'm not going to. I WILL MURDER THE FIRST KID I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. You are going to break whatever rule you think you live under that allows you to do or I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FAVORITE RULE (The one that says I'm not allowed to murder your kids) and I'm going to do it kmowing that YOU CHOSE IT!"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

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You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

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“so do you guys like, scissor?”

The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;

“so do you guys like, scissor?”

*sigh* “yes. we do scissor.”

“oh, okay, so like, HOW DOES THAT WORK?”

by breadbreadbreadhead May 19, 2024

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