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Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.
There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.
by Shits Spunk October 8, 2018
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The Fat Shit

"The Fat Shit" is a well used nickname towards a special type of human being which enjoys having his daddies throbbing cock rammed inside him until he splurges his thick white semen into his rectum. He is very well known for being a faggot a couple years back, and is really shit at the popular videogame "Brawlhalla." He also love ripping one out to NeoVR's sister, who was already used up by Colby Coe. Not only does "The Fat Shit" loves it when his dad nuts in his butt, but he loves it when he swallows his brothers fresh from daddies huge purple nutsack
Person 1 "The Fat Shit nigga jerked off to NeoVR's sister, and then licked up his own cum!"
Person 2 "BRO WTF, I heard his dad cums deep in his mouth and makes him swallow it!"
by meatrider445 December 25, 2022
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shining shit

Bob: URRRGH!
Billy:What the fuck is that!?!
Bob: it's my shining shit
Billy:wow !!!
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OGs - On Gay Shit

"OGs" is an acronym for On Gay Shit, usually either casually understood or could very well be crypted text under the guise of two plus homies: usually involving a DL discreet referring to anything on the modern spectrum from a slightly coded as an understanding of, or up to full- throttle homosexual, gay acts. Tone can be candid or formal, funny or serious. OGs may not even be sexual at all, homoerosis, yet the essentialistic personal identity can be a gay man who ID's as gay. Also could be a straight (homoflexible or) anywhere on the spectrum to stand for a quasi definition of eros/ethos/pathos of homosexuality.
Straight Homie - "Whatchya upto today? You wanna come over, have a brewski, smoke some, and kick it for a few? My lady's out of town..."

Gay Homie: "Well I did have plans but now that I'm woke up and you're asking, I'm trying be ---OGs - on gay shit (as acronym)-.! Be there soon."
by Ray N. Ortega March 5, 2024
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Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 19, 2022
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National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.
Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”
by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020
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Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit
Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.
by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021
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