“Can I put a sticker on the car?” He said. She replied, “Do what you want.” He did not do it because he knew he would be sleeping on the couch
by AlexaJj August 31, 2025

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.
by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

by Wrikles November 18, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.
by Bert Retain February 20, 2013
