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Blow my shit

When something annoys, aggravates, disturbs or gets on your nerves or ruins your good mood.

Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine
He just wouldn't get off my case about it and just shut up like for real all he do is *blow my shit*

Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now
by xYsoCereal January 16, 2025
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Dillree shit rocket

The act of a large science teacher rapidly shoving his fist into his anus until it becomes gaping; then aiming anus in the air, they shit everywhere
Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket
by Goon master January 16, 2025
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Dillree shit rocket

Fisting yourself until your anus is gaping then aiming your anus in the air and projectile shiting everywhere
Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket
by Goon master January 16, 2025
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about to beat my shit

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”
by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025
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Anal Buckling Shit

Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.

For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down

Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
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Shit

A vulgar rude word to describe poop or number 2

To express something that is extremely disgusting or with extreme disgust that it makes u think of poop

Or to express anger as an insult
Shit
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Spank shit

A term used by individuals or a singular individual to indicate they really blow that pipe
That boy Anthony really spank shit.
by Asher adams January 23, 2025
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