I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet

You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!

by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022

Ain’t shit

Females the definition of ain’t shit

Azari, etc. ain’t shit

by Ain’t shit November 26, 2021

Shit-bucket

Someone who absolutely cannot do anything right. They're very slow at accumulating things (especially simple things).

''I told you to pour the gallon of water into that tub! Shit-Bucket"

by Freshlikeda March 22, 2021

Shit

Being on a train and/or bus for a long period of time. (ie. 12 hours)

Dude that journey was shit!

by Rodger9653 November 15, 2012

Shit Chat

Talking via IM or text while taking a shit. A chit chat, while you shit

I dont think she realized I shit chatted with her

by iokua84 March 8, 2017

took a shit

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.

"bro i just took a shit"

by liquified11 April 15, 2023