Damai Secondary School

A fucking shithole of a place where autistic monkeys breed , fight and fling their shit around. Everyone is stupid and autistic , including some of the teaching staff and the principal. It is also a std testing centre as most fuckboys and xmms in this school probably have Aids.

Jamal: “NIGGA FUCK, IM GOING TO Damai Secondary School”
Ling Ling: “Damn nigga! Your dick finna be more diseased than the whole of India”

by Ling Ling the chink August 1, 2024

School

A waste of time. Literally one of the most annoying, wasteful, hated places in the world. If you like school, nooffense but you're on crack because school is like actual prison like not even kidding. To sum this all up, school can suck my ass because its actual prison.

Teacher on the last day of school: So guys ya have been asking if there are going to be any changes for when ya come back next school year and I'm here to say nothing is going to change.
Students:"Yeahhhhh!"
Nicky: *Whispers in Becky's Ear* that's mad good cause now we can still have you know what in the staircases!
Becky: Boi ok.

When kids walk in next school year:*looks around the school and spots cameras everywhere with audio, police fucking officers by every gate, cameras near the bathrooms, 5 new deans, 10 cafeteria monitors, etc.
Random Boy: BRUH WHAT DAFU...ok they really played us I'm leaving this school.

Becky: Damn Nicky's gonna be TIGHTTTT! Nasty ass bitch ok I'm going to class.

by Sasha(literally eww ok) September 25, 2018

that private school form

half posh girls, half super annoying kids, that one crackhead mean girl and her loyal followers. pretty much all ugly except from very few exceptions who are decent. all posh and rich and spoiled. hate their family but love daddy’s money

woah, who’s that girl?

oh, she’s in that private school form.

by crazyhorsegirl703 December 15, 2019

School

The real definition of school is:
Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

My parents spend school money so I get a good education

by Mrs.Brinskelle November 25, 2019

School

For intelligent and well-educated people who want proper and family-friendly definition:

School is a place that can help people getting educated, even for intelligent people.

98% of definitions about school you see on UD are just hate-based definitions made by trolls, unintelligent and bad people.

by Ryan900USAYT December 13, 2022

159th school in azerbaijan

The school that i wouldn't offer you to go if you ever born in azerbaijan.
fuck that school fuck the teachers

Guy 1 : One of my co-leagues was a student in 159th school in azerbaijan
Guy 2 : I hope he fucking dies

by ralseigaming24 December 31, 2024

Pico's School

the third entry in the pico series on newgrounds, it's a point-and-click shooter game made in flash that released on June or July of 1999, reuploaded to the newgrounds portal on 4/30/2006 (pico day). you play as pico tryna save the school from the goth punks. there's an alternate version of the game known as Pico's School: Love Conquers All, being released on April 1st 2021 replacing the original game and then it was later re-established as a separate game on April 2nd 2021.

"yo pico's school ... this is the first pico game right?"
"third entry in the series, second game in the series. the other two entries are more obscure though."
"those being ... ?"
"the nene game and the darnell ... wait hold up darnell plays with fire isn't even a game"

by little egg from how to basic September 13, 2025