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Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)

Noun: Famous 83 year old engineer, known for his long run of retirement.

Verb: Dick Hoganed; Hoganing.

To deceive or defraud (the system).
Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)

Noun: Dick Hogan kicked the bucket last week.

Verb. Mut is Hoganing his way through life right now. (Present)

That greasy motherfucker is going to Dick Hogan his whole life isn’t he? (Future)

Did you hear that slimy fuck Bubba, Dick Hoganed us out of the lottery pool again? (Past)
by Jack Coleman22 August 5, 2024
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dick trunk

the base of the penis. Compared to a tree trunk.
Jason was wearing his jeans so low you could totally see his dick trunk.
by Jinde Kush June 29, 2015
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Dick

Phat is the definition of dick
by Dick's girlfriend April 28, 2022
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vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
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National Suck Dick Day

A day where girls nicely decide to give their boyfriends blowjobs.

(If the girlfriend and boyfriend are not together on this day, then the girlfriend must make it up on another day of her boyfriends choice. )
by kwefnlsvbmsl June 24, 2020
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dick riding

* y’all arguing *
the person: bro your dick riding me
by lilheadnametia September 8, 2023
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dick slicken

Randy comes and puts Bacon Grease on your dick to make it fit in his mouth
It won't fit.. Well better get to Dick Slicken!
by loopywig July 23, 2017
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