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Two shits past a hen fox

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…
by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024
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bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
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shit walk

When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.
Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.
by Toggi October 13, 2008
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Jack Shit Off

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!
by Felix1999 September 2, 2022
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holy mommy fucking shit bags

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something
HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!
by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021
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Shit Station

A truck stop toilet, urinal, spot on the floor between the toilet and the wall, sink or hidden places outside of the locked restroom door of a truck stop.
Shit! I need to find a Shit Station pronto or I'm gonna shit my trousers.
by SuperMegaAsshole December 26, 2021
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Shit

Sit on the toilet and then look down. If you're lucky you'll see some brown stuff. That's called shit.
Dude I need to shit really badly.
by Ilikekilling June 3, 2021
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