Resting smart ass face

When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.

David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.

by Clvegrl March 29, 2020

ASS

ASS short for Autistical Social Suicide

"Look at all these virgins commiting ASS"

by Hiker1876829476 April 1, 2020

ass-sassing

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.

An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2020

Spigot Ass

A ungodly form of diarrhea to where it’s like a water spigot on full blast

Man I had horrible spigot ass I had to clean the back of the toilet seat

by your lovely mom April 2, 2020

Ass

booty or cake

she got a fine ass

by tobias105 April 2, 2020

fat ass [bitch]

is a girl who has a really fat butt

the girl: OmG I'M sO ThIcK!!

her bff: no you are just a fat ass bitch

by cutywithabooty April 4, 2020

ass

a finn, ole, jacob, and/or a big mouthed person

don’t be like finn, he’s such and ass

by wannabe.cutie April 4, 2020