i'll beat the shit out of you

1. Someone will try to severely hurt you.
2. Some men say this to a woman, before doing her.

1. You better shut up or I'll beat the shit out of you.
2. Girl, take off your pants, I'll beat the shit out of you.

by vizzreal December 18, 2016

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Get the i'll beat the shit out of youmug.

I don't want to call you

That means i don't love you🤷🏼 ♀️

Ethan"I don't want to call you"
Samatha"You don't love me?"
Ethan"No"

by bigslongdick._ February 26, 2022

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Get the I don't want to call youmug.

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

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