How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022

You do not care if I die

So why you expect me to care is a mystery to me. The YouTube trash loves to watch me suffer and some of them are pretending to be me to rape (seemly) and they YouTube retards are just allowing it. It seems like the only thing the YouTube freaks care about is YouTube freaks and they care only BECAUSE they themselves are YouTube freaks.

Hym "So no I do not care that that nigga got shot. He is in those circles. He (like the Japanese) could have done something for me that would have made me care whether or not he died. Something that is very specific. But you do not care if I die as I sit here messaging my face and skull to alleviate the pressure that slowly builds up in my head through the day as you make me live through a hell of my own description that resembles a black mirror episode. Fuck you. You had BETTER HOPE they don't kill all of you because the cover-up dies with you. Notice how I am not being murdered. I have yet to be murdered. Maybe some attempts. It seems and looks like you tried to bully me to death with weaponized schizophrenia and accidently got lIAM paYne to jump off a balcony. But I still haven't been murdered. I wonder what's happening there? Charlie Kirk is apparently this wonderful fucking. He's over the smashing pussy and getting paid to be a YouTard. Why is he getting murdered and not me? I'm getting 'survivor's guilt' over here guys. WHY NOT MEEEEEEE!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

You are going to pay for this

The AI, the harassment, the waiting. All of it. You can tac more on if you want to but it isn't going to change anything. I'm not going to let what you're doing work.

Hym "You are going to pay for this. It isn't going over my head. I don't care if I'm wrong about everything other than this. This is the only thing I care about and if I don't get what I want out of this, you don't get the only thing you care about."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

i am breaking up with you

when a girls says this shes a thot and a bich

girl:i am breaking up with you

boy: ok thot

by nbvb May 3, 2019

you guyses

A grammatically incorrect attempt at constructing the possessive form of "you guys." Fairly common in the upper Midwest but rarely heard in the South, where various forms of "y'all" are at least easier on the ears.

At the end of class I want to see you guyses clay pieces up on the shelf.

by Lavarunner February 1, 2024

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

And the universe said I love you

A shortened phrase in the Minecraft end poem. It appears at the very end of the game after getting the egg.
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."

"and the universe said I love you"

"and the universe said you have played the game well"

"and the universe said everything you need is within you"

"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"

"and the universe said you are the daylight"

"and the universe said you are the night"

"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"

"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"

"and the universe said you are not alone"

"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"

"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."

Minecraft: "And the universe said I love you, because you are love."
Person: starts bawling on the floor

by Arin-guy April 24, 2025