scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.

Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.

by fredmacdonald September 09, 2014

Up yours

an exclamation expressing contemptuous defiance or rejection of someone.

"I don't have time for your nonsense. Take your demands and shove them up yours, buddy. I'm not interested."

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Don’t throw out your coleslaw

Rustic ryan rumpkin, welcome to earth

don’t throw out your coleslaw omar

by Rory Kilberg November 17, 2023

Bully Your Anchors Day

bully your anchors because they don’t do their job.

we celebrate bully your anchors day every day

by dhrjrjrbrhrbrbr October 27, 2021

Your position

Is going to be wishing I didn't murder this kid in a minute.

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your position if bloodshed has to happen for this to stop them it will."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 04, 2023

National Post Your Arch Pic Day

Oct. 7, National Post Your Arch Pic Day. Post your arch pic and let them niggas know wassup!!

Boy: Whats today?
Girl: ITS NATIONAL POST YOUR ARCH PIC DAY!!!

by PumpkinSlater21 October 07, 2023