National Slap Ass Day

April 19 be Prepared for ass

Today is National Slap Ass Day

by 11111111191 April 19, 2019

Ass

What are you, 13?

Ass is a donkey.

by ThrowingCopper April 19, 2019

ass wipe

When someone is being a total dickhead you call them an ass wipe

madi: LAUREN WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING
lauren: NOTHING
madi: STOP BEING A FUCKIN ASS WIPE

by dcjaevnbghisf April 19, 2019

Ass

How the avengers will defeat thanos

So the plan is antman is gonna shrink and then enlarge though thanks ass

by R. O. N. I. N. J. . April 20, 2019

Fry bread ass

Ebonics for bubble but or fat ass

That girls got a fry bread ass. Daaaaamn!!

by DeffKitten MamaCat November 30, 2019

Ass kitty

Ass kitty is a cute younger woman that's addicted to anal sex.

Joel: Jenny is hot. She'd probably make a decent girlfriend.

Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.

Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.

Joel: You can have her then.

Bob: Joel is smart.

Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.

Kye: Well said.

by Box Worm November 30, 2019

Ass Strechter

When someone makes a shit larger than their anus so the shit strechtes the anus. An ass strechter typically causes extreme pain to the victim temporarily

Bob- "AAAAHHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY"
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro

by Dickker November 30, 2019