The shit

God, A phrase used to describe a place of euphoric high and devastating lows..no one truly knows the shit, but we praise it when things go right, we step in it when things go wrong.

These beats are the shit.

I fucked up an got fired, cuz I stepped in the shit.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

Motherfucking shit

When your day goes to shit

My day was motherfucking shit

by panpancake June 16, 2019

Makin' shit

Simply put, eating. This act inevitably leads to the production of shit.

person 1- "I'm starving man"
person 2-"Me too, I feel like makin' shit"

by Mad Mike the manic October 25, 2010

Shit crib

When playing cribbage, a crib that contains no points is called a "shit crib".

I can't believe there are no points in my crib: I got a shit crib.

by Natybumpo March 27, 2024

Baby-shitting

the post-anal cum dump

I met up with Todd last night. You know, "The Ass Blaster"? Let's just say he left me baby-shitting.

by PlinkDinky September 21, 2022

shit stabber

A man who is gay but does not acknowledge it. Men who fuck women up the arse and still think they are straight.

He says he is straight but he really is a shit stabber (gay).

by Jacob28 January 4, 2015

shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

by Trayniac May 1, 2016