by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024
Get the Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?mug. by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023
Get the Who you blowmug. The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
Get the lick before you lapmug. How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
Get the We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!mug. something you say to someone when they weren’t present during an event/when something was happening.
Matt: do you remember when good luck charlie first came out
Alexa: no
Matt: you just weren’t outside🤦 ♂️
Alexa: no
Matt: you just weren’t outside🤦 ♂️
by mdrrr the daddy November 9, 2024
Get the you just weren’t outsidemug. 
by Giant Oscar January 15, 2025
Get the There’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.mug.