National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask

Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits

by . March 6, 2023

judge your trustment

The inverse of "trust your judgement"; to consider someone's trust mislaid

You're going back to your ex? I gotta judge your trustment there."

by Step1getexcited March 14, 2016

Cheat on your gf day

November 2nd is national cheat on your girlfriend day

Have you cheated on your gf yet today? It’s national cheat on your gf day.

by Sjanna November 1, 2021

button up your lip your ship is sinking

Buttoning up your lip means to quit snitching on your people or yourself for your ship is sinking

Yo rat button up your lip your ship is sinking

by HollowLlama January 26, 2018

your eye

Your cellphone.

"Here, your eye?"
"My what?"
"Your cellphone."

by jayg244 October 19, 2025

Ask your crush for their sweater day

Go up to your Crush on December 3 and ask for their sweater\hoodie

Ask your crush for their sweater day don’t be scared

by Briskyy Brii 🌟 November 21, 2023

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019