Shit-hole

Most of the West Midlands in England. Also spewing into parts of Staffordshire, Shropshire, Worcestershire and Warwickshire.
Mainly inner city tower blocks and 3 bedroom semis in working class suburbs are known individually as shit-holes and collectively as a shit-hole of a place to live. Rural England is a pipedream to shit-hole dwellers.

"Who would buy a house in this shit-hole"
"God knows. All they can hear is ambulances and police cars driving past all night"
"I know. It makes me grateful I live on the 14th Floor"

by LenTunti March 26, 2021

unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!

"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"

by LillDaryl September 6, 2023

steaming yak shit

When something is annoying past the point of being horse shit

Dude, I got friend zoned again! This is steaming yak shit!

by codered253 February 16, 2013

Rouge shit

The shit that gets stuck to your arse hairs and is always a pain to wipe because it stings so much

Ahh Fuck I think it’s a rouge shit!!

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit

The term "Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit" is used when you want to express that someone is a "fucking piece of shit", but you want more pizzazz

Hey Mike! You're a Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit!

by PitifulIris April 3, 2021

Your Shit

Your Shit is the psychosis that makes one believe that their significant other has done some wrong to them with only hunches and shadow reasons. In a relationship, one of the mates naggingly asks questions about the others time and activity that does not concern them because, they are trying to find out what wrong they have done.

Michael was asking his girlfriend suspiciously about where she was and going through her phone at the same time. This was going on now for an hour and a half.
His girlfriend Anna, fed up with Michael, turned to him and shouted; "That's YOUR SHIT!"

by Conformistake December 12, 2021

Shit Shadow

A Shit Shadow is achieved when copious amounts of laxative are consumed to the point that liquid shit sprays out of their brown eye in droplets of similar size and consistency to spraypaint. The unsuspecting victim is then covered in the spray of fine fecal droplets, with the remaining poo spraying on the closest surface (wall, ceiling, floor, etc) and capturing the victim in silhouette on said surface.

I'm in a GG Allin tribute band - gave my drummer a Shit Shadow last night."

Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"

by Ragnarok1953 September 24, 2023