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matt work

often times defined as practicing Mixed Martial Arts with buddies, but usually a cover up to blow your some dude named Matt behind the gym.
Also refer to the word Jim time
Dan: hey brett what were you at the gym for four hours for?
Brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit of "Matt work"
Dan: sounds pretty gross.
by cshmnymc January 16, 2011
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Play-Work

The act of telling someone you are going to "work on your computer", and instead decide to do "play-work", whatever the fuck that entails.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to do "work-work" or "play-work"?
Person 2: "Uhm I think I'm going to do "work-work" today *whatever the fuck play-work means*.
by thatlowcar December 6, 2021
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Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work
Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a crazy lunchtime work jack.
by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024
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Work Place Bitch

The insufferable, horrid and annoying type of coworker that some people inevitably encounter at work. They're usually kiss asses to the management wich they think gives them a free pass to act like one with their coworkers. They're also the coworker that chooses to do more work than everyone else (regardless if people are slacking off or not), take on more responsibility than they can handle, deliberately burn themselves out and constantly complain about doing most of the work. Deep down at their core they want attention, they're credibly insecure and are most likely butt ugly individuals that almost no one wants to fuck.
Person#1. Don't make me do all of the work!

Person#2. No one is making you do all if the work. You're choosing to do all of the work and take on more that what you can handle. Stop being a Work Place Bitch and get a life!
by Flower347joy December 6, 2021
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Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.
Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.
by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018
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