damn turkey

A damn turkey is another word for a stupid person, or a straight up asshole. If you want to call someone an asshole, and can't, just replace it with damn turkey.

"You just messed up my tablet, you damn turkey."

by Burnt Mashed Potatoes April 25, 2020

Turkey

Fucking 3 different bitches within 3 days.
Derived from a turkey in bowling where you score three strikes in a row. Can be pulled off very carefully, just remember to wash your dick.

John: Bro, I just got a turkey! No shit, and they were all fine!

Brandon: Damn, you’s a real fuckboy

by YungKrysto December 1, 2017

Turkey striking

The act of forcing raw turkey down one’s own rectum

“Did you see Aaron said he wanted to go turkey striking?” “That’s so weird”

by The turkey gobbler November 30, 2022

Cold turkey

When someone drops their turkey neck and balls in some ice water and then rests them on a sleeping friends face.

Q -Ay Man what was that on my face that woke me up?
A- Bro you just got the cold turkey from Alex.

by Heman468 August 12, 2022

Turkey ball sandwich

A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle

Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich

by Pulsiv September 25, 2024

Roly Poly Turkey

The art of felatio involving a turkey and a large hill or mound.

My word, he appears to have conducted a Roly Poly Turkey.

by Zoobow December 21, 2020

Turkey Trail

A poorly maintained and rough road, which appears to be more suited for wildlife than vehicles.

"We had to take the back route home, but it was such a turkey trail that we felt like we were off-roading the entire way."

by Carboy512 December 5, 2024