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Single Girl Toilet

A toilet that is extremely small lengthwise. Referred to as a single girl toilet because if any normal-sized man uses it, their penis will uncomfortably touch the toilet seat/bowl.
Man #1: "My Aunt finished building her own house a few days ago, but she bought one of those tiny rounded toilets to go in the bathroom."

Man #2: "Ah, the classic Single Girl Toilet."
by jose748484 August 20, 2022
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Toilet Stew

The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.
Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.

The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.
by PeriodClot May 29, 2018
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Wet by the toilet

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack
“I hate being wet by the toilet
by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023
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Toilet paper

A currency that is used during coronavirus quarantine.
Family 1: Hey you got any hand sanitizer, we just ran out

Family 2: Yeah sure, 4 toilet paper rolls
by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020
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shotgun the toilet

When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.
-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.

-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
by Gimgers_Snap_69 August 8, 2019
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Skibidi Toilet

No. 1 source of Gen Alpha brainrot.

Cause of Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.
The work of someone worse than fucking Satan himself.
Hell at another fucking level.
Shit even Satan himself is scared of.

Best way to have your IQ/amount of braincells skyrocket to the negatives.
Is he watching Skibidi Toilet!? No way he doesnt have negative IQ.
Watching Skibidi Toilet is worse than going to hell.
by Hozedron May 10, 2024
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