Bill Cassidy; A man who wears Aligator Boots but denies it.
A shaggy haired banshee sometimes seen roaming the streets of NYC
Someone who needs to have sex with a person that goes by V. Wood
A shaggy haired banshee sometimes seen roaming the streets of NYC
Someone who needs to have sex with a person that goes by V. Wood
Hey you Rusty Mcburns!
God I saw this rusty Mcburns today
God damn Rusty Mcburns should just tap it!
God I saw this rusty Mcburns today
God damn Rusty Mcburns should just tap it!
by Captain_Japan March 30, 2004
When a girl has diarrhea, and shits into a condom then freezes it overnight and the next day use it as a dildo.
Girl 1: "I got a new sex toy wanna see?"
Girl 2: "Sure"
*goes into freezer*
Girl 2: "What is that?"
Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"
Girl 2: "Sure"
*goes into freezer*
Girl 2: "What is that?"
Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"
by Justen9601 November 17, 2016
Dude 1: The frat party last night was sick, dude!
Dude 2: I don't remember half of it, bro. I was in a back room giving a girl a rusty fire hydrant.
Dude 2: I don't remember half of it, bro. I was in a back room giving a girl a rusty fire hydrant.
by Squidslimer March 21, 2021
When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.
by Juggalo25 November 04, 2018
Personal or situational negative quality in which something or someone gives off the feeling of falsehood.
"Even from first glance, the politician had the clang of the rusty bell about him."
"So - my new boyfriend - do you like him?"
"Errr...how can I say this without hurting your feelings? No."
"What!? Why not?"
"I dunno... he's just... there's the clang of the rusty bell about him."
"...Oh."
"Even as the clang of the rusty bell reverberated in his ears, Arnold managed to convince the policeman that he had been nowhere near the scene of the incident at the time."
"So - my new boyfriend - do you like him?"
"Errr...how can I say this without hurting your feelings? No."
"What!? Why not?"
"I dunno... he's just... there's the clang of the rusty bell about him."
"...Oh."
"Even as the clang of the rusty bell reverberated in his ears, Arnold managed to convince the policeman that he had been nowhere near the scene of the incident at the time."
by skairkroh October 16, 2011
The art of fingering your butthole and then using your rusty finger to brush someones teeth. - Jim Williams
by loverofallthingsrusty August 14, 2015
A rusty inner tube is a sexual act in which you preform a rim job on a persons butt hole immediately after they go poop, before they wipe.
by rusty 1 October 12, 2015