Bacon flaps

Saggy pussy

When you pull her trousers down and the flap hang either side of the knickers this is bacon flaps

by Pegz1986 June 3, 2018

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Smugglin Bacon

When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip

Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers

by BobOfDeath August 19, 2018

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spicy bacon

a SPICY FUCKIN LOVIN BACONNNNN

I love mamma!

my mom made spicy bacon yesterday

by mark execertyuio January 30, 2021

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Bacon

a gift of god sent from the heavens to ease the soul of man and beast alike

and so god said let there be bacon and all creature rejoiced

by Omega Chaos December 19, 2019

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maple bacon

The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.

Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'

by PartyPony April 26, 2016

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The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.

1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy

Yo! Don't use all the bits tonight on that salad...I have a date later at the Bacon Station.

by boof_or_die October 4, 2017

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