first cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Uncle Jamie

When someone “pulls” an Uncle Jamie they defecate in a pot of gravy usually for personal gratification.

Last thanksgiving Tom pulled an Uncle Jamie and everyone got Ebola.

by ArseWipper January 04, 2024

how’s your uncle

Sticking your finger up someone’s ass and giving some justification with a simple question.

I like meeting new people and making a lasting bond. I found that pressing a hard cock on them is less effective. But a thumb in the bum gets conversation and more than not hot sex. Simple ask “how’s your uncle?”

by Master Lyricist January 06, 2024

Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors

There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.

by SuperNigger2145 October 02, 2024

Uncle Fluffy

Uncle Fluffy is a good guy. Everyone like him. Nobody wants him to come to the party or group activity because he I'll make it extremely difficult and just suck.

Mark: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda.
Jeff: Who is Uncle fluffy?
Mark: David, David is Uncle Fluffy...
Jeff: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda too...

by Vardenium July 16, 2016

uncle fluffy

A sexy hairy man who is very furry. He loves rock and roll and plays guitar. He has a pet camel named stinky. "Uncle fluffy is love, uncle fluffy is life.

uncle fluffy is very sexy and hairy.

by the daddy duck October 27, 2017

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 25, 2023