Uncle Klit

Uncle Klit is a deity that is over 300 years old. He has a talent in giving the best advices and making your day better with his sense of humor.

I send a text to uncle klit and he made my day

by anonymous November 20, 2021

haji uncle

He is a wise man that prays while driving . Mashallah.

Haji uncle drives and prays .

by Jack 3rd James JR November 21, 2021

Uncle-Rickin-it

When you pound 6 rockstars, crush the can, and throw it on the floor of your manufactured home. Bonus points if the floor is completely covered and you add a second layer.

Bro, this weekend I was Uncle-Rickin-it all dam day!

by ThePublisher520 October 6, 2021

uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021

uncle

Parent's brother.

My uncle is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

My co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-uncle-in-law

1- Half-pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-uncle.

My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021