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Clown Aids

Clown Aids is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) contracted when one party has sex with a clown. The receiver of said STD begins becoming a clown. They start craving to become part of a circus, and they start dressing in brightly coloured clothing.

This disease can be non symptomatic in some cases, and be transmitted to you without your or the non-symtomatic holders knowledge.
Dude you fucked a clown!! You're totally getting Clown Aids now!
by DemonSpauun September 1, 2023
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Kool-aid man

When you forcefully thrust to break through the condom and yell "Oh yeaaaah" in proper low voice Kool-aid man style.
Girl: did the condom break?
You: OHHHH YEEEAAAAH

I think she's pregnant, I Kool-aid manned her last night
by phallic symbol November 14, 2015
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kool aids

when you have aids that are cool kind of like freckles
wow man i have dem kool aids
by umm i got dem cool aids February 22, 2018
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AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
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The Kool-Aid Pour

When a girl is on her period, and the guys about to eat her, and she opens it up and it falls all over the guy
Mike: dude in was bout to eat my gf, but i didn't know she was on her month

Ryan: and what happened?

Mike: she opened it up and it poured all over me

Ryan: haha she did The Kool-Aid pour

Mike: What?

Ryan: never mind
by nbdbsd201 November 11, 2010
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Space Aids

Space aids is only transmitted through knowing about space aids, and and every time you hear about it, you remind yourself that you have space aids in by telling other people about space aids. They now know that they have space aids in our own constant reminder that they have space aids if you basically explain that to them.
by Zero Cartwheel October 9, 2025
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Ster-Aids

When something as bad as aids has elevated to the point that it seems like it's on steroids.
Compared to covid-19, covid-20 is going to be Ster-Aids.
by FakeKetchupb January 13, 2021
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