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Decade Rule 

When you cannot reveal a secret because it is so sensitive, it will offend those around you. By citing the decade rule, in doing so you agree that ten years from that date you cite it, you will reveal the secret.
Me: Ross, where were you last night?
Ross: I'm citing the decade rule on this one
Me: Damn, I'll mark the date
Decade Rule by E Daddy December 15, 2009
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hammock rule 

the rule that says it is impossible to be unhappy when you are on a hammock.
Things that follow the hammock rule:
- Hammocks
- Trampolines
- The Big Bang Theory theme song
- Bouncy castles
- Glow Sticks
- Glow in the dark stars
- Helium
- Silly string
- The Planets
- 11:11
- Calvin and Hobbes
- "Bazinga!"
- Monsters Inc
- Meet the Robinsons
- The Incredibles
- Art Attack
- Nutella
- Toaster Strudels
hammock rule by Sharpshooter761 December 20, 2010
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ool rule 

The number one rule of any pool. No pee (p) in my pool.
"Welcome swimmers! This is my pool. In my pool we have rules. The number one rule is the ool rule. As u can see, there is no pee (p) in my pool, let's try to keep it that way."
ool rule by CBolton99 August 20, 2013

Craft Rule 

The Craft Rule states that if you play a video game with the word "craft" in it, then you are at least partially a nerd.
Man 1 - "Dude, you want to play Minecraft, Starcraft, or Warcraft? I have them all at my house."
Man 2 - "No, and you really need to respect the craft rule."
Craft Rule by DTthe4th October 1, 2013

Gandhi Rule 

When 'Gandhi' has acquired a firebomb/molotov, whoever he calls 'Gandhi Rule' on, must stand still and let 'Gandhi' burn him to death.
Gandhi : Hey Ognjen you fuckwit, Gandhi Rule!!
Ognjen : OH FUCK ME ASSHOLE AND CALL ME A NIGGER
Gandhi Rule by usheryeeaahh May 29, 2019

Urinal Rule 

If a bro walks into a bathroom said bro must take the furthest urinal away from the bro already in there.If urinal 1 and 6 are taken, the bro must use urinal 3.If urinal 1,3 and 6 are taken a bro must wait or MAN UP and use a cubical.

A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.
Danny(walks into bathroom):*I'm gonna take urinal 1 since noonses in here*

Brad(enters a few seconds later):*Damn.1 in taken, but 6 in open*(He proceed to the furthest urinal)

Non-bro(walks in): *Huh?Urinal 2 in open.I always use 2.*(goes to urinal 2) What up bro!(Non-bro just broke the no speaking rule)

Danny:*dies*

Brad:WTF dude.Why did you speak to him.

Non-bro:I was just greeting him

Brad:Fuck you.You're no bro you broke the urinal rule.Your new name is "That Guy"

Non-bro:*dies in shame*

Danny:*Comes back to life*Thanks for the revive bro.Wanna gets drinks?I'm buying

Brad:Cool bro.Anytime

(They initiate the bro five and dips)
Urinal Rule by Dat_Boi34-_- January 13, 2021

BFDI Rule 34 

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