Post Nut amnesia

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.

Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.

by Polarisation June 19, 2023

Post SBC clarity

When you put your whole club into an sbc only to pull the most unusable card.

I just put my whole club into this icon pack and got fucking litmanen. I'm experiencing POST SBC CLARITY

by laudrup120 June 25, 2023

post makeout clarity

This is the exact same concept as post nut clarity however in this case it is after a makeout. You may feel a sense of rue afterwards.

Bro I got with the Schlokness monster last night but I got bad as post makeout clarity so I left.

by InnerPrawn March 19, 2023

Yogurt post timeskip

Yogurt but not racist. Still from a third world country called Bulgaria and doesn't know English. Asks who candice is every two minutes.

K1: I like Yogurt post timeskip!
yogurt: Hey guys! Do you know who candice is!
Srakroin: Not again!
top hat dude#: Who is candice?

by Yogurt2237 July 3, 2021

post annebriated anxiety

The anxious feeling you get after being really drunk and not remebering what you did or said around close friends or workmates, can be linked to being emo orangry while drunk, and telling your friends what you dont like about them or what they do that annoy's you. Thus the next day you will suffer from post annebriated anxiety. Also may be a form of paranoia.

Person 1: Man i was out last night drinking rum and went off at that pussy cunt that i work with and told him to shutup etc
Person 2: SO?
Person 1: Well now i have to face him and everyone else at work and all there gossipping bullshit.
Person 2: Sounds like you have post annebriated anxiety

by joeyjoejoejermiah November 29, 2006

Post-Dated Check

A young girl who is hot but too young to nail. However, after several years she we become of age and you will be able to nail her. Hence, post-dated check

Have you seen Steve's sister? She's definately a post-dated check!

by King of Buffalo August 30, 2005

Post-orgasm Shock

The shock experienced when one re-enters reality immediately after having an orgasm. It's characterized by a lack of sexual desire and a renewed fear of getting caught masturbating/having sex.

I didn't realize my brother was in the room next-door until I had my post-orgasm shock. He must of heard me masturbating.

Me: (slows down penetration)
Sally: Come on!! Harder!!
Me: Sorry I already had my orgasm, so I now lack motivation to keep on going! And plus, the bed is squeaking really loud!

by mock94 January 24, 2012