Penis pen

A pencil that doesn't have an eraser. It is basically a useless writing utensil also know as a dick pen or cock pen.

"I don't want your penis pen." or "Get that penis pen away from me."

by geotracker8 January 18, 2009

Penis Music

Music that you like to listen to, but can't admit you like it to anybody you know.

"This song is cool but it would be embarrassing to admit I like it. I will add it to my penis music playlist"

by them9m10m81 January 6, 2022

Penis Taster

People who enjoy the sweet tang of having dick in their mouth.

Man, i love being a penis taster. Theirs so many FLAVORS!

by the one who stalks the shadows March 15, 2009

penis winkel

When your penis is shining when it is wet.

I blinded you with my penis winkel.

by Tiger O March 21, 2004

Penis Burger

The art of folding your penis to resemble a burger. Achieved by folding the cock between the balls and under to the backside of the ball sack, gripping to hold in place and rotating 90 degrees. Relish, cheese or sauce can be added as desired.

Girl "I fancy a burger"
Boy "I got this penis burger you can have"
*gets out penis burger*

by davooo October 8, 2013

Penis Sink

Known as a bidet in Europe. This sink like fixture is used for cleaning the genitalia after a pleasurable and/or unpleasureable experience.

Ex. 1: After Jimmy found out he slept with a transvestite on his trip to Thailand he used the penis sink to thouroughly cleanse his junk.

Ex. 2: "Bob thats not a fountain, its a penis sink!"

by KillWill420 April 27, 2010

cannon penis

a big penis first defined in a joke made by a youtuber

that guy has a cannon penis,bro!

by annabeth aanse August 10, 2012