Pound Meat

Reference to male masturbation or to sexual intercourse of the vaginal or anal variety.

My room mate likes to hang in his room and pound meat.

Our son sure takes a long time defecsting. Defecating? He’s not taking a shit. He’s in there to pound meat.

Rachel is coming over for the night and I’m going to pound meat.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Meat Vacuum

A female's Vagina.

More correctly, a female's Vagina that has had a penis within it's domain.

Often referred to a female's vagina that enjoys many penises, or has had many penises within (inside) it's territory.

Matt: Whoaaa! Jeremy, who's that attractive young chick over there?

Jeremy: No way dude! Stay away from that one. She's a total meat vacuum. She'll take any rod in her she can get. Baaaaad news.

by Leto Sheppard March 4, 2011

Meat riding

When some copying over and over or when you say somebody suck at basketball then somebody says the same thing

Dude 1 : a bro you ugly asab

Dude 2:bro you look ugly asab

Dude 3:bro you gets no bitches you ugly as hell
The dude they talking about :nigga stop meat riding what he said

by [e-mail] October 18, 2019

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

meat twinky

Penis, Dong, Wang, Shlong, Cock, Wiener, Purple-Headed Warrior...you get the idea pervert.

'Yo where's the cream-filling in that meat twinky?'

by Phallus February 6, 2004

nigger meat

a black man's cock

"wow did you see that woman get ruined with that nigger meat"

"put away your nigger meat delroy"

by The Fergal Sharkie August 12, 2009

Meat Sweats

To consume an obscene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating - anecdotal evidence can be followed by a "that's what she said" reference.

I'm so full of meat, I'm getting the Meat Sweats..." "That's what she said...

by new directions October 6, 2011