Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022
Get the Paper Ricemug. About your money. Focused and dedicated. Doing whatever it takes to make PAPER ( money )
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Just got my new job, working for Ikea bro… I’m on my PAPER ROUTE
I’m going to play basketball, over seas and be on my PAPER ROUTE
I’m going to play basketball, over seas and be on my PAPER ROUTE
by Number Uno August 15, 2022
Get the PAPER ROUTEmug. The toilet paper stores still have.
Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020
Get the 180 grit toilet papermug. A paper wasp is similar to your standard wasp but about 2 times the size. The paper wasps can be very deadly and if not in good health can kill you.
by Berry Mycockiner May 12, 2022
Get the Paper Waspmug. Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
Get the Toilet Paper Workmug. by gigasquiga January 16, 2025
Get the Paper Bag Syndromemug. JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.
by toofried November 23, 2021
Get the JOB Rolling Papersmug.