by SeptemberWasp May 27, 2005
the foot that catches or otherwise breaks the fall of something fragile from a high enough distance up a to break it. Cabinets, countertops, refridgerators, etc.
Person 1: Oh no your wine glass is falling!
Person 2: Quick use your ninja foot!
Person 1: Ok
Person 2: way to go man but you were buyin it if you broke it
Person 2: Quick use your ninja foot!
Person 1: Ok
Person 2: way to go man but you were buyin it if you broke it
by SilkyJay March 14, 2011
by 00Mancandy January 01, 2010
This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**
Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**
Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**
Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**
Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
by Mistress Jenocide September 09, 2013
A name given to individuals who go above and beyond the average skill for fingers. This name is commonly used to describe a lesbian's skill at fingering their partner.
Person 1- "So gurlie...I heard that you and your girlfriend had an interesting night! How did it go?"
Person 2- "Wow, let me tell you, that girl has got some hardcore NINJA FINGERS."
Person 2- "Wow, let me tell you, that girl has got some hardcore NINJA FINGERS."
by Shiggity-wah January 17, 2008
What a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.
by Annie's Mum May 12, 2009
A man in the armed services that participates in a blanket party, which is the beating of another soldier at night when everybody is sleeping. this usually happens in boot camp if a soldier does something wrong that effects the whole platoon or unit.
Bill: do you know what a skivvy ninja is?
Fred: Yeah, i was a skivvy ninja in boot camp, we beat the shit out of guys that kept screwing up.
Bill: wow, your a badass!
Fred: Yeah, i was a skivvy ninja in boot camp, we beat the shit out of guys that kept screwing up.
Bill: wow, your a badass!
by mcmelonmaster August 03, 2009