national titty licking day

national titty licking day is a day in which you can lick someones tittys on july 5

boy: hi its july 5 you know what that means ;)

girl: what does that mean?

boy: its national titty licking day

girl: -sigh-

boy: -licks-

boy: mmmmmm tastey

by revolvewastaken November 19, 2020

Licking The Maggot

An term that describes a woman performing oral sex on a man who has a small penis. The woman, unable to tell if the penis is within the mouth takes to licking it instead.

I was forever licking the maggot with my ex-boyfriend

by ExoPaul October 20, 2012

Devious lick

The "devious lick" derives from a new meme trend on Tiktok, often captioned under videos that showcase a stolen item from school. In slang terms, to ‘hit a lick’ is to gain something of value in a short amount of time.

"Only one month into school and I already got a devious lick"

"Second week of school and I already hit the most diabolical lick"

by Ymir777 September 10, 2021

devious lick

The act of vandalizing than posting it on tik tok for free clout

Person 1: did you see that devious lick he pulled?
Person 2: yea he took the whole fucking bathroom stall

by @ya_boimichael September 25, 2021

Lick one up

To roll a join/blunt.

I just have to lick one up right quick.

Before we go why don’t you lick one up for the road

by Longjohn joe June 15, 2022

Lick

When you steal something from school that will get you lots of girls and everyone will love you

BROOOO I just hit the most devious lick in chemistry, Jessica will sleep with me now.

by Pimpnailslol September 20, 2021

licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

by miss ma’am July 25, 2021