Human Shield

"Well THEY did it so I guess WE get to do it too, right?" ~ Israeli soldiers

Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Human trafficking

Human trafficking can be defined as the act of recruiting, transporting, transferring, harboring, or receiving individuals through the use of force, deception, or other forms of coercion for the purpose of exploitation. This exploitation may include sexual exploitation, forced labor, involuntary servitude, slavery, or practices similar to slavery.

"The authorities rescued several victims of human trafficking who were being held captive and forced to work in a factory under exploitative conditions."

by stratoo April 19, 2024

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody into, according to movies.

He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

human zit

A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.

Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.

Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.

by john petrovskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 21, 2011

Humanization

Taking a shit

"Every shit you take, you become more human." - unknown

"Excuse me. I need to go through a humanization process. I'll be back in a couple of minutes.

by troublem8kR January 12, 2024

Sexiest Human Alive

Brantley Hall

The sexiest human alive is Brantley Hall

by That bitch$ October 6, 2020

Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011