Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020

air hard gun

when you get hard, and put a BB pellet into the tip of your dick, and then ejaculate so hard that the BB pellet goes flying into your gf face.

patricia: kyle shot me with his air hard gun last night

gilbert: do you mean air soft gun ??
patricia: no.

by mike balzitch June 23, 2022

Big-Time-Hard

Not just big, not just big time, not just hard, not just big hard; big-time-hard.

Dude....that backflip was big-time-hard.

by NickNickerson April 15, 2015

Hard Times Bottle

A 50mL bottle of liquor (Airplane Bottle) that is about a shot.

Save this bottle until you have no money and no other way to support your alcoholism. Hard times are ahead.

Jim has been out of a job for a couple of years now. He can only afford to go to the liquor store and get a couple of hard times bottles at a time now. Jim should start panhandling so he can get a whole fifth.

by AceP December 10, 2012

do a die hard

To perform an activity that may be considered to be dangerous.

"Yo, Sylvester, get me the mayonnaise."

"Low-fat?"

"Nah."

"Woah dude. No need to do a die hard."

by jockerty July 18, 2019

Harding High School

A place where it’s full of ghetto short Asians. This is the place where the f-boy fuck little bitches from left to right. The place where you can Taboo like David Yang. Anyways, Nigga got small dicks and act like they all that. Lastly, you get pregnant.

I’m a student at Harding High School

by oneohone5378 November 7, 2019

Hard-Rubbish Scouting

Enjoying searching for awesome finds in hard-rubbish with a friend on a Sunday afternoon. At times may be depressing if a particularly awesome item is in disrepair or does not fit in vehicle.

Richelle: 'Do you think that awesome (insert piece of furniture whilst hard-rubbish scouting) will fit in your car?'
Danielle: 'Ugh! I can't believe someone would throw that out! It's amazing! It'll fit in the car no problems!'
Richelle: 'Roarsome!'

by GeorgiaCatt November 4, 2009