you're a ham

When a person i acting weird.

"You're a ham"

by john caliber August 1, 2022

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Ham Canyon

A butt crack. The canyon between the two christmas hams round your rear.

"I was scrubbing out ol' ham canyon when I found a quarter back there!"

by David Ohno November 10, 2013

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SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.

I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.

by X7MCB January 25, 2025

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Hams

Ass cheeks, usually juicy ones.

"Look at those Hams!"

by Big_Bosh November 28, 2021

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A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

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