cat emojis

The most sarcastic emojis out there. Used by crazy cat ladies and my cat Gerald.

"People that use cat emojis are so weird"
"No they're not Amy, they are being sarcastic 😹."

by sillycatgerald July 02, 2020

snoop cat

Trying to make original, funny jokes but ending up with the mass production of overused dank memes

John said his new YouTube video was going to be unique but the final product was filled with "Deez nuts memes and pictures of doges" .

He's gone and done a snoop cat...

by Memeoholic February 25, 2017

cat bite

anywhere you cut or pierced yourself. if accompanied by a glare at someone else, it means they did it to you. (not owning up to harm caused you by your friends is not spineless, it is loyal, and they would do the same for you. espec. if you were just messing around and someone got hurt)

"ohh this slash on my wrist? my cat scratched me."
"ohh this scar on my arm? (glare) my cat bit me." (my friend stabbed my in the arm with her pencil)

by lauren August 31, 2003

cat lightning

Static electricity that comes about from the petting of cats.

Don't touch the cat... his fur is loaded with cat lightning.

by heptune February 03, 2006

cat juice

The pungent, aromatic nectar that leaks from a cat's eyes when you hug it too hard.

Fluffy is full of cat juice. Watch, I'll prove it.

by MisterStick February 28, 2010

cat barn

A derogatory term often used to describe friendless butch lesbians who endlessly scour tennis courts in hopes of finding a partner.

It also to someone who has had the same poor haircut continually for over a decade.

Cat Barn's parents know that they will never have grandchildren without the help of in vitro fertilization.

by Apart November 14, 2004

Cat Call

Callin' out for dat pussy

"Whooooooooh, baby! Aye, how bout you bring your fine ass ova here and let me explore your candy land, sugar-tits!"

"Eww, you pervert! Stop cat calling me!"

by Hamburglurer August 30, 2015