Empire Day

The international holiday where you must celebrate the Great British Empire or risk going "Missing".

It's Empire Day, I must celebrate the Great British Empire!

by I'm Balls Deep in your mom November 28, 2021

Single day

National single day is October 8-13 it means you Don't have a boy friend its single day and i just want to tell u i love u

Ugh is national boyfriend day When is national single day

by The mysterious Zodiac person October 5, 2019

Freya Day

Freya Day is Where You Respect All The Humans In The World Called Freya

I Will Respect Freya Because It's Freya Day

by Kpop.Multistan July 23, 2021

our day ˖ ࣪⭑

im so glad that we met. even if the world's falling apart; crumbling even, u will still be my favourite person. i love u with every single particle of me <3

our day ˖ ࣪⭑
an intense feeling of deep affection.

by vacuumsealcock July 20, 2021

Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

•heartbroken

•crushing

•Lonely people

Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?

by Yo te February 5, 2020

Jesscension Day

This day is a seminal day which occurs once in a lifetime. The notion is extremely similar to Ascension Day but is marked 89 days after the passing of Jesus Christ. Instead of the subject being the access or passage of Jesus Christ into Heaven it marks the passage of someone more significant as they move into an equally hallowed place. The Day is rooted in the Bible, following the accounts given in Mark 16:19, Luke 24:51 and Acts 1:2.

Jesscension Day was great. I’m so happy that We were able to celebrate together, 89 days after the passing of Jesus.

by El Hordo July 7, 2019

Cerfunctionous Day

It is known as the day that the strawberry became king. you celebrate it by doing small tasks once a year on august 21st

at noon- drink orange juice and brush teeth

1:30- eat strawberries

2:00- buy a beach ball and pop w/ mouth

3:00- cartwheel

4:00- eat an entire can of sweet corn

did you do that cartwheel because it was Cerfunctionous Day? DAMN

by pinkpterodactyl August 21, 2017