Addams family

Sexual act.

Yea, I gave my girl “the thing” in her “uncle fester” like the Addams family

by Hax568 June 11, 2022

Family

family is pure love.

I love my family

My best friend is like a sister to me

by Iammyself November 22, 2021

Family guy-tis

When you've watched so much family guy that your internal monologue is stuck as the voices for the characters. Extra points if it's cleveland.

-"I can't sleep."
"Why not?"
-"I have family guy-tis. all I can hear are the family guy characters"

by CJ-CRINKLE August 5, 2024

Family

The people who cause the most pain in your life yet somehow are the people who make your world livable, they love you, they miss you. Sometimes family is a group of friends, or your dog or cat, or even yourself. But they are there through the ups and downs, through your good and bad, and through your best and worst. Thank the Lord for family cuz without them I'd be lost

Were you alone?

"No, I had my family with me"

by Baxter baby June 29, 2020

Family Beating

When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.

I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.

by Mr.goose69 September 16, 2021

disfuctional family

a group of friends that everyone hates.
all the people in this family have different interests, but somehow became friends.

7sh time

did you see what one of the girls in disfuctional family did??
yea dude! thats the Michael Jackson fall!!

by idontwannabeyouanymore May 27, 2018

Family Diamond

A family tree that branches out and then back in to a common relative. Generally due to distant incest among relatives.

Your father's mother and mother's mother are the same person forming a Family Diamond instead of a family tree.

by JDUB187 June 22, 2011