by rjhiofvnwejbnkvrge February 12, 2018
Get the dylan hirtlemug. A man nuts the size of watermelons. When he walks in a room all the woman swoon, but he kisses the homies instead cuz that's just sick as heck dude.
Wow how does Dylan keep his pants on with those behemoth nuts of his
Omg cant wait for a juicy kiss from Dylan (from the homie)
Omg cant wait for a juicy kiss from Dylan (from the homie)
by Mynameisntdylanatall November 23, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Is the most responsible guy you'll ever meet. A good friend, honest lover, and a son that doesn't like family dramas. He's also got the biggest meat. If you ever get to come across a Dylan, hold on to him and never let go. He could be the most romantic boyfriend or the bestest friend you'll ever have.
Dylans has the tendency to get nerdy sometimes. They love everything Spiderman. Dylans are also gamers. They are good with consoles.
Dylans has the tendency to get nerdy sometimes. They love everything Spiderman. Dylans are also gamers. They are good with consoles.
by ElephantBb November 25, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. DYLAN is such a hoe ass nigga he don't know how to keep 1 bitch he such a D.M.V ass nigga he go to fucking WISE and he's a hoe literally he will try to talk to you and your friend at the same time but don't be surprised because that the type of bitch ass nigga he is. OH OH OH OH and he's a fake ass wanna be ass athlete nigga claims he plays football and he HAD a highlight of it on his IG page but its gone now and he claims "HE WENT TO WISE FOR THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM" but he don't even play no more and how you a "football" player but smokes, drinks, steal cars, and sell weed like make it makes sense your not a real athlete your a fucking wanna bad but you are a real hoe
by luda Chris April 30, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a cool guy. Dylan will always be on your side from day one. Dylan want you to always be happy . Dylan is really good at finding good friend ships. Dont get on Dylans bad side because it's not pretty Dylan always wish for better in the world Dylan love god. If you find a Dylan stay with him
by Dylan ashole October 17, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. A fat autistic retarded pile of shit on benefits who’s Mum does black tar heroine and sister does weed through a traffic cone.
Dylan is autistic
by Spetnaz2004 December 15, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. by The hoe420 June 2, 2018
Get the Dylanmug.