depression

Something non-existent

"Man I've been really down lately. I think I have depression"
"LOL just be happy"

by JUST BE HAPPY March 8, 2019

Depression

Something you get when you go to your email and see that your word wasn't published on Urban Dictionary

I got Depression when i saw that my word Hot Pocket wasn't published

by ResetRBLX March 9, 2019

Post-Friends Depression

Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.

A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”

B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”

A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”

A: ,,I just started 10th...”

B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”

by Kusia1305 March 11, 2019

Depression

When death is holding you by your buttocks.

Depression meaning - Death is holding me by the buttocks, I'm taking meds to make him stop.

by Andr Vlaisa March 18, 2019

depression

a feeling of sadness constantly that people joke about too much in my school

I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

by FortniteFan368 March 20, 2019

tall glass of emo depression

Someone who is tall, wears black a lot, and is depressed

You look like "A tall glass of emo depression"

by Lward19 December 14, 2018

Sugar coated depression

1. When you’re depressed but you just smile through the pain

2. When someone who is too pure to be depressed is depressed

:’)

“Ugh that hit me right in the feels. That’s not gonna help my sugar coated depression at all.”

Person 1: “Grace seems so nice and care free I don’t know how she does it.”
Person 2: “Yeah but poor girl has sugar coated depression.”

by smolbandito December 15, 2018