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book toucher

Derogatory. A person who pursues a career in library and information science based on a romanticized ideal of surrounding oneself with books and other cultural objects. A book toucher typically harbors disdain for library patrons, despite the library's fundamental role as an institution by and for community members.
Barbara the book toucher would prefer if no patrons visited the library all day, since they would simply ruin the books it is her duty to protect.
by librarianical November 22, 2025
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Zane (noun):
A mysterious being who almost never responds, appearing only on rare and important occasions—like a legendary Pokémon with selective hearing. Messages to Lio often vanish into the void, but when Lio does reply, it’s treated as a cosmic event worthy of celebration.
This person is such a zane (Fictional being from my upcoming book) bruh like i only told him about my brake up and he just said yeah
by Yo why lowber November 30, 2025
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Book swallower

Somebody who studies all day, similar to a nerd but it arrives to a point that they “swallow books”.
yo cuz, that chick is a book swallower - watch out.
by scooge February 24, 2023
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Book

Just a dead tree you look at and hallucinate.
Me: Hey, have you read any good books lately? You: Whats a book? Me: How are we still friends.
by XxMochi March 4, 2023
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Book

teacher: read a book
student: YOU MONSTER!
by PURE BOGAN HERE March 12, 2023
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Book

A piece of paper with words you can read.
by Reader 9 March 21, 2023
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