Brandon

An apex human being. He is an excellent hunter as he can chase down any deer and tackle it. Also able to one shot any bear with one upper cut. Brandon’s are not to be messed with as their tracking skills they will find you anywhere.

Dame Brandon you 360 no scoped that deer.

by Timur Glazkov September 24, 2022

Brandon Pineda

Ugly and likes boys very much also has small pepe

Look at that small pepe his name is probably Brandon Pineda

by Ydkkff May 21, 2019

Brandon Buckner

A kind guy who likes pop-tarts.

Brandon Buckner is over there eating his pop-tarts.

by LlamaPlayz December 31, 2021

Brandon

Brandon, baby, boy

That guy is such a Brandon. I’m obsessed with him.

by mmaroonwalrus May 30, 2022

Brandon

Leah.

Leah.
Leah.
Leah.
No escape Brandon

by maincharacter October 18, 2023

Dana Brandon

A Dana is a beautiful individual and is the best person you will ever meet. Dana is smart, athletic, and the hottest person in the school. Dana is an amazing kisser, and is great at everything!

WOW!!! Lucky bastard Yo girl is a "Dana Brandon" man.

by This Is Your Secret Admirer June 10, 2012

Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!

Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."

by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020