A nickname given to the coolest Asian with a big penis. Only one person has this title in the world.
by Weirdly.Stupid November 20, 2023
Get the Asian Persuasionmug. 
1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.
2. A fortune cookie.
Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
by HardcoreSmedgend August 3, 2017
Get the Asian Cookiemug. another group of asians on facebook. half is a space for old/new professionals to network and learn from each other. the other half is a collection of social justice warriors in tech + new graduates who confuse young recruiter advice for actual career guidance.
Hello subtle asian networking fam! This group is supposed to be about networking, but I want to remind everyone to take some time and acknowledge how victimized the asian community and people of color are in predominantly white communities.
Except the east asians. I'm specifically calling on east asians to take action due to the privilege possessed. S & SE Asians have also faced much more racism than East Asians on the regular. Black Asians also exist. That is the reason I'm not speaking to the entire Asian community, but the ones who have benefited the most from a screwed up system.
Anyways, enjoy your networking!
Except the east asians. I'm specifically calling on east asians to take action due to the privilege possessed. S & SE Asians have also faced much more racism than East Asians on the regular. Black Asians also exist. That is the reason I'm not speaking to the entire Asian community, but the ones who have benefited the most from a screwed up system.
Anyways, enjoy your networking!
by enjuhneeer January 7, 2021
Get the subtle asian networkingmug. by weebonilicious July 28, 2009
Get the Blamer-asianmug. when an ugly Asian wants a
one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle
one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle
by Sir Crocodile May 27, 2016
Get the asian beetlemug. The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.
-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."
by real_name_taken September 28, 2015
Get the asian hibernationmug.