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Hold my kool-aid

It is a phrase often spoken prior to one making an argument that goes HARD or in other words before an insane comeback.
Hold my kool-aid, because I just need five minutes to make your regret your existence.
by Jim. Jones. June 7, 2025
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gorilla aids

Gorilla Aids are aids that you have obtained from an infected gorilla. The most common type of gorilla you can get these specific aids is your mom. Gorilla aids, unlike normal aids, is only 1 thing. You don't get gorilla hiv, you just straight up get gorilla aids. There is no cure for gorilla aids and people with gorilla aids have a life expectancy of only 1 year. So instead of reading this damn description about gorilla aids, how about trying to treat it?
Blake: Man, I fucked a chick the other day and now my dick is red.

Johnson: Dawg, yo ass got some gorilla aids!
by Papa Muey April 5, 2023
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Kool-Aid Smile

When you have a stain around your lips like you just drank a glass of Kool-Aid. Or her lip stick on the skin surrounding her lips. Or her filter isn’t lining up with her lips giving her the appearance she just drank a glass of Kool-Aid.
When the filter don’t cover your lips right, it looks like you got a Kool-Aid Smile.
by The angler April 29, 2023
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Ai-AIDS

Artificial intelligence induced autoimmune disease. When your immune system attacks your neuralink chip. The resulting symptoms may require you to take immunosuppressants as to not be attacked by your own immune system.
Steven got AI-AIDS and can’t leave his house anymore
by Naazax May 15, 2023
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Clown Aids

Clown Aids is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) contracted when one party has sex with a clown. The receiver of said STD begins becoming a clown. They start craving to become part of a circus, and they start dressing in brightly coloured clothing.

This disease can be non symptomatic in some cases, and be transmitted to you without your or the non-symtomatic holders knowledge.
Dude you fucked a clown!! You're totally getting Clown Aids now!
by DemonSpauun September 1, 2023
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crab aids

There's no good way to say this, crab aids is coming for all of us. There is no cure and it can not be stopped. the best thing you can do for your family is spread awareness and hope you die quickly
yo andrew i just wanted to inform you that last wednesday before we had gay sex i met a crab at the beach and we made sweet sweet gay crab love, and well i just got tested and i have crab aids.
by crab aids enjoyer September 13, 2023
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Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.
"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"
by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023
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